Attempting to cure his voluptuous blond newlywed of that old disturbing sexual unresponsiveness, the thoughtful French hubby arranges her transport to a mysterious mansion. Little by little, the blonde's libido awakens as she witnesses some of the kinkiest goings-on this side of "Thank Goodness for Little Girls." She frolics every which way with a beautiful black counterpart, invites herself to a menage a trois (fully aware that three's a crowd, but four is company magnifique), and offers orifices during and after whippings by an ugly dwarf. While every willing Y chromosome in sight pounces upon her pulchritudinous self, the satisfied husband visits the scene, with a smug smile; yes, he knows she is now one sizzling tamale chaud. Perhaps the dork doesn't realize that his little French frite will come up short to a lady love who has sampled so many different varieties of escargot.